21
Jun
2012

Being An Adult: The Actuality

Being an adult is basically doing a lot of things I wanted to do as a kid, without getting yelled at:

  • eating a pizza lunchable for dinner
  • or maybe cereal
  • …or spagettios!
  • only cleaning when guests are coming over
  • never taking clean laundry out of the hamper
  • never taking clean dishes out of the dish washer, either

…C’mon, I know I’m not alone here.

03
Jun
2012

D&D Shennanigans

So we decided to scroll up in the D&D table chat and see how far it went. Well…in fact, the table goes all the way up to the FIRST TIME WE LOADED THE TABLE. Apparently when we were first exploring the awesomeness that is the official Wizards table, this is what we had to say:

orithea(Loranys Songsteel): ********* GUYS THERE’S A GIANT FINGER ATTACKING US
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): ********* that *********!
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): *********!
Achloryn(Lazan Silvershaper): *********
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): *********
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): It won’t let me say *********
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): I can’t make ********* jokes
orithea(Loranys Songsteel): asscherry
orithea(Loranys Songsteel): !!!!
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): cocknugget
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): bwahaha
orithea(Loranys Songsteel): *********canoe?
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): cunecanoe?
Achloryn(Lazan Silvershaper): *********
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): er
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): *********canoe
Achloryn(Lazan Silvershaper): *********
Achloryn(Lazan Silvershaper): ass
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): what the hell
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): *********
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): cocknugget
Obsidian_Dragon(Kevara): Strange.

30
May
2012

D3: Conversations (That You May Have Rather Missed)

@Achloryn:
If Kormac keeps going on about my barbarian’s “noble spirit burning within him” I *swear* he’s going to pop the question.

@ILikeBubbles:
@Achloryn He wants some of that spirit burning within HIM, if you know what I mean.

@Achloryn:
@ILikeBubbles D:

@ILikeBubbles:
@Achloryn Hey, you brought up the proposal. I just took it straight to the wedding night.

@Kadomi:
@Achloryn @ILikeBubbles Oh God no, no Diablo slash please :o

@PixelExecution:
@ILikeBubbles @Achloryn And you guys wonder why I play female characters. It’s so that stuff DOESN’T HAPPEN, and Amber doesn’t get any ammo.

@ILikeBubbles:
@PixelExecution @Achloryn Then I get just lesbian ammo…

@PixelExecution
@Achloryn @ILikeBubbles Plus, I know how companies do companion dialogue. At least my Templar got all bothered by the enchantress.

@PixelExecution
@Achloryn @ILikeBubbles Yours just wants you to bend him over a piano bench.

@Achloryn
@PixelExecution @ILikeBubbles chokes on mtn dew

@rhuanious
@SergioSirsay @ILikeBubbles @Achloryn @PixelExecution i love the templar. he is such a bro. come at me and all that

@Achloryn
@rhuanious @SergioSirsay @ILikeBubbles @PixelExecution oh he’s DEFINITELY a bro. And if you play a male character? MAD BROMANCE

 

25
May
2012

I Think I Know You

Hey Blizzard?  I think you lost a pig model. It like, up and wandered out of Redridge or something and into my Diablo 3. You want it back?

Battle tag is AmberDrake#1483, by the way. Don’t be shy, even if you see my DH Rue up there in group with someone else (WindDrake). It’s just Cranky Tank, and he’s not that scary, I promise.