If Kormac keeps going on about my barbarian’s “noble spirit burning within him” I *swear* he’s going to pop the question.
@Achloryn He wants some of that spirit burning within HIM, if you know what I mean.
@Achloryn Hey, you brought up the proposal. I just took it straight to the wedding night.
@Achloryn @ILikeBubbles Oh God no, no Diablo slash please :o
@ILikeBubbles @Achloryn And you guys wonder why I play female characters. It’s so that stuff DOESN’T HAPPEN, and Amber doesn’t get any ammo.
@PixelExecution @Achloryn Then I get just lesbian ammo…
@Achloryn @ILikeBubbles Plus, I know how companies do companion dialogue. At least my Templar got all bothered by the enchantress.
@Achloryn @ILikeBubbles Yours just wants you to bend him over a piano bench.
@PixelExecution @ILikeBubbles chokes on mtn dew
@SergioSirsay @ILikeBubbles @Achloryn @PixelExecution i love the templar. he is such a bro. come at me and all that
@rhuanious @SergioSirsay @ILikeBubbles @PixelExecution oh he’s DEFINITELY a bro. And if you play a male character? MAD BROMANCE
Hey Blizzard? I think you lost a pig model. It like, up and wandered out of Redridge or something and into my Diablo 3. You want it back?
Battle tag is AmberDrake#1483, by the way. Don’t be shy, even if you see my DH Rue up there in group with someone else (WindDrake). It’s just Cranky Tank, and he’s not that scary, I promise.
I started a second druid–same server, same faction, don’t ask–and have specced her as feral, because tank queues are amazing. As soon as she hit 15, I had bear form and despite my woeful lack of buttons, I said ALRIGHT. LETS TANK US SOME DEADMINES.
It took me all of about 15 seconds to regret it.
The problem with baby bear tanks is that…they’re rage based. Rage based, with very few buttons, and at level 15 everyone seems to think that letting the tank hit things first is completely optional. This means you spend most of your time chasing around mobs that are chasing around DPS, and there is dick all you can do about it.
You want to know why some lowbie druids tank in cat form? THAT’S WHY. I tried asking the group to let me snag stuff first, but “lol it’s deadmines” was the only response to that.
I sucked it up and waited 10 minutes to instance as DPS until I was a high enough level to get swipe. I love you, swipe. I also abuse the talent where I get rage for shifting, and bounce in and our of bear form before pulls so that I can, you know, hit things.
Rage is just a lousy mechanic when you’re a lowbie tank.
Why is it hard to let the tank hit things first, people? C’mon. Please remove your asshat when entertain an instance…
You didn’t think I was done blogging, did you? Oh no. Not by a long shot. I have entirely too much to say to fall silent now, my dears. Just instead of a World of Warcraft blog, you now have a…a random ass shit blog of nerdery and things. Yes.
So, I hope you enjoy. I’m sure there’ll be flowcharts. There must always be flowcharts.